Hi, I’m Anthony, and despite years of personal growth, self-reflection, and several people sitting me down and trying to explain the situation, I still ain’t shit.

I didn’t choose this life. Independent researchers chose it for me.

My hobbies include playing RuneScape while ignoring my friends, making questionable decisions with extraordinary confidence, and occasionally showing flashes of potential just to keep everyone confused.

Some people ask, “Anthony, do you think you’ll ever become shit?”

I think that’s a beautiful question.

Unfortunately, no.